I don’t want to brag or anything but every time I take my clothes off in the bathroom, the shower gets very turned on!
Why is Thursday the sexiest day of the week? Because you’re close enough to Friday to make naughty decisions, but still responsible enough to regret them at work tomorrow.
Oh Mads, u cute
Why is sex like doing laundry? Because somehow you start out looking for a good load and end up wondering where your underwear went.
Do my laundry babyyyy
ur so funny lol
Pics or it didn’t happen